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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Pettitte follows Snoopy, in search of carrion

It’s not like Andy Pettitte won’t have something to do this summer, even though the strong rumor is he won’t be pitching for the Yankees in 2011. He’ll be filling our TV and computer screens with his new career.

Looks like Ivan Nova has an inside track on the #4 spot in the rotation, unless some kid like Bartolo Colon, Freddy Garcia, or this new whiz kid Mark Prior wins the spot?

But take heart Yankee fans, Sergio Mitre is there to hold down the number 5 spot.

So, I gotta ask, are my beautiful wife and I the only ones that think Pettitte is part vulture?
A vulture, right?

I searched and searched for one of those (left) profile views that would show Andy checking the runner at first base, getting ready to commit yet another balk on his way to the all time record in picking guys off first base.
Is Pettitte is part beagle?

Gimme Waldman
Were Snoopy and Andy separated at birth?

Here’s hoping the next road kill they consume is the carcass of Suzyn Waldman.

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