Brett Favre's fine is $50,000, which is .25% of $20,000,000.
One quarter of one percent.
If you made 100K yourself this year, that's like paying a $250.00 fine.
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Hey, if nothing else, Brett has always been a master at fading the heat.
So, for your fine, call it a thousand bucks, and you're making $400,000 year?
You take the money, right, so that part is cool? But now, there is the wife to deal with.
So, you go out and buy the Kobe diamond, or you fan it into the bushes like Tiger did? I like it that Kobe never had to go to rehab. Tiger did, and Big Ben had to, but Brett has already been to...oh yeah but that was for Oxycotin...a way back in the day when Brett was (you know) a 'party guy,' but not now?
Hey, I love Drew Brees as a QB, but I wish he'd do something about that mole, and I have had it with the kid super bowl pix. I get the sense that Brees is a good guy, and that Matt Ryan is every mom's favorite son, but a big part of me still roots for the next Bobby Layne.
Meanwhile, for any NY Giant fans out there --
Would it make you feel better if Eli wasn't Peyton's brother?
Would it make you feel better if we knew Peyton's girlfriend was hot? (Does Peyton even have a girlfriend?)
Seriously, wouldn't it be easier to not have the 'Manning connection,' with Eli, and finally be able to decide that he's not the guy? Not only that, he is awfully dorky looking...I mean, he's really dorky looking.
The next thing you'll hear is that Tom Brady can actually have that hair cut, and can actually wear those clothes, and still be dating super models? Yeah, and I'll bet he gets free cable too!
Last thing you'll hear is me asking tonight is:
"How cool would it be for you to be able to pay a $50,000.00 fine with what amounts to chump change out of your pants pocket?"
Sure, no problem, it'd be just like a cuppa coffee...
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