"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby
"Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off." Bill Veeck

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Are you a baseball fan?


My dad, 2nd from left
 The photograph of the baseball team in the banner at the top of this Blog is the Hastings-on-Hudson High School (NY) baseball team, back in (circa) 1929. That’s my dad, second from the left, in the first row. He was a little (5’7”) lefty pitcher for the Hastings Yellow Jackets. His love of baseball was passed along to me. My son Matt and I share many things that we love, but baseball is not one of them. Matt knows that baseball is a father and son thing, and on a number of levels I know he’s sorry he’s not a big fan. On some of those “levels”, I guess I failed.

Past that, there is a load of evidence that suggests baseball fans are a dying breed.

We’ve been tabbed as an aging group of folks that are tenaciously hanging onto outmoded traditions.

With the advent of Bill James, Sabermetrics, and Moneyball, we’ve been called geeks.

We have been hearing for years that baseball is boring…it takes too long to play a game, and in the 24/7 world of 2011, most of us will have too many better (?) options to take up and to occupy our time.

I put Earl Weaver’s quote up top today because what he said is still true today, just as it will be true tomorrow, and it will remain true long after all the games have been played.

I have an unabashed love of history -- mostly American history, and certainly baseball history. For well over 100 years baseball has been a part of this country, as it has been no where else in the world. I think part of it’s because baseball is uniquely democratic, and as Earl said, you can’t just run it into the line and kill the clock.

Earl Weaver
In a couple of days it will be 2011. 43 days after that is the Spring Training voluntary report date for MLB pitchers and catchers.

On New Years Day, I will be posting a very funny baseball story that still makes me smile every time I think about it, even though it happened back in 1967.

I love baseball…are you a baseball fan?

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

It's like a 200 dollar fine...a cuppa coffee...

One quarter of one percent.

Brett Favre's fine is $50,000, which is .25% of $20,000,000.

One quarter of one percent.

If you made 100K yourself this year, that's like paying a $250.00 fine.

Jenn...again
I have to say that I do I like the ESPN juxtaposition of quotes referring to Favre as "not being forthcoming" and  the "lack of forensic evidence."  I'd like to know who was ready with magnifying glass in hand to really look at the 'forensics'?

Hey, if nothing else, Brett has always been a master at fading the heat.

So, for your fine, call it a thousand bucks, and you're making $400,000 year? 

You take the money, right, so that part is cool?  But now, there is the wife to deal with.

So, you go out and buy the Kobe diamond, or you fan it into the bushes like Tiger did?  I like it that Kobe never had to go to rehab.  Tiger did, and Big Ben had to, but Brett has already been to...oh yeah but that was for Oxycotin...a way back in the day when Brett was (you know) a 'party guy,' but not now?

Hey, I love Drew Brees as a QB, but I wish he'd do something about that mole, and I have had it with the kid super bowl pix.  I get the sense that Brees is a good guy, and that Matt Ryan is every mom's favorite son, but a big part of me still roots for the next Bobby Layne.

Meanwhile, for any NY Giant fans out there --

Would it make you feel better if Eli wasn't Peyton's brother?

Would it make you feel better if we knew Peyton's girlfriend was hot?  (Does Peyton even have a girlfriend?)

Seriously, wouldn't it be easier to not have the 'Manning connection,' with Eli, and finally be able to decide that he's not the guy?  Not only that, he is awfully dorky looking...I mean, he's really dorky looking.

The next thing you'll hear is that Tom Brady can actually have that hair cut, and can actually wear those clothes, and still be dating super models?  Yeah, and I'll bet he gets free cable too!

Last thing you'll hear is me asking tonight is:

"How cool would it be for you to be able to pay a $50,000.00 fine with what amounts to chump change out of your pants pocket?"

Sure, no problem, it'd be just like a cuppa coffee...

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Oops, try this for MLB Power Rankings

Sorry folks, this is all still a little new to me.  Here's a direct link:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Av8VqMFltQis45u6s8A8qD8RvLYF?slug=ti-powerrankings122310

Baseball Power Rankings

Yahoo's Tim Brown with an insightful and very funny take on how all 30 teams stack up to date.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Av8VqMFltQis45u6s8A8qD8RvLYF?slug=ti-powerrankings122310

Monday, December 27, 2010

$52 Billion

Eight days ago in St. Louis, a 27-year old woman named Adrienne Martin died in the home of 47-year old August Busch IV. To date, we don’t have a cause of death.

Martin and Busch were a couple – she an aspiring Budweiser model, and he, the scion of Anheuser-Busch, a business that was sold in 2008 to an enormous, multi-national conglomerate named InBev, for $52,000,000,000.

That’s a lot of 000000000’s.

In 1983, I was living in Tucson, Arizona, working in the nightclub business. August Busch IV was 20-years old, and attending the University of Arizona, and going to a lot of nightclubs.

Busch left a club one ‘night’ in 1983 at closing time with a 22-year old cocktail waitress, who later died after being thrown from his 1984 Corvette, when he crashed the car.  Amazingly, Busch found his way home, even though it was 4 miles away. Six hours passed before he came forward to admit to being the driver, and seven months went by before the State’s Attorney declined to bring any charges. The story was that Busch had suffered a fractured skull, which I am guessing led to an acute case of Chappaquidickitis.

In 1985, Busch was arrested and charged with third-degree assault by two undercover cops in St. Louis after he (allegedly) tried to run them over in his car (I’m guessing a 1986 Corvette?). The cops were only able to stop him after shooting out one of his tires. Stunningly, he was acquitted. He said he thought the scraggly cops were kidnappers. Even more astoundingly, he was actually driving a Mercedes-Benz. Must’ve been the one without the bullet-proof tires?

These days Busch has a meaningless title with InBev, and a salary of $120,000 per month that will end in 2014. What is 120K to a guy inheriting a huge part of $52 billion? I don’t know about you, but if I had that kinda money I’d get myself a ‘Vette and a Mercedes.

Of course Busch needs to find a new girlfriend too. My guess is a 2011 model?

I had a really bad feeling about this guy back in 1983. I knew a few of people who’d had enough contact with him to know he was an all expenses paid party. I know where he crashed that ’83 Vette. It was on East River Road, which at the time was pretty hairy in spots, but nothing that a driver doing 45 in a new ‘Vette should have had a problem with – unless they were over-indulging in La Dolce Vita, while the rest of us schmucks were drinking Budweiser?

Hey, what do I know, maybe he’s just really unlucky? I’m pretty sure he’s a pretty stupid guy. I’d heard some stuff, plus, if he’d had any brains, wouldn’t he have been driving a young lady to her death in some town like Cambridge or New Haven?

I did many stupid things when I was young, and I have done stupid things as I’ve aged. I’m an equal-age opportunity stupid guy. Through all of that I have had a lot of girlfriends, but I guess that I was never stupid enough? I know I never had the kinda money that would have allowed me to slide clean out of that ‘Vette on East River Road.

I just have a question about what $52 Billion buys these days, so I'm interested to see what happens next, in St. Louis?
 

Sunday, December 26, 2010

The 13% Basketball Association

I watched some of the Los Angeles Lakers and Miami Heat game yesterday – the prime game in the 5 game line up the NBA gave us for Christmas. The Heat won easily, and I’d wager that every pundit that had gotten tired of trashing the team has now climbed back on the Miami bandwagon.

LA looked singularly uninterested, no one less so than Coach Phil Jackson, who with his team down by 11 points after three quarters insightfully told us that his team needed to out score the Heat in the final quarter by at least 12 points to win the game.

I am not making that up.

Anyone paying attention knew how tweaked Phil was, having to play a game on Christmas, so was it really a surprise to see Miami blow out LA? Kobe also blew them out in the locker room afterwards for looking like crap. It’s interesting how Jordan-like he’s becoming in other ways these days.

Earlier in the day the reactionary and ‘new look’ Orlando Magic snuffed out the Boston Celtics 14-game winning streak, and with two very impressive wins since acquiring Richardson Turkoglu, and Agent Zero, they have at least advanced themselves into the conversation as a contender for the title.

Question: With about 33% of the regular NBA season complete, are there any other teams that have a whisper of chance to win the NBA title, aside from the 4 teams named above?

Answer: No.

The Spurs? Too old. The Thunder? Too young. The Bulls? Really? The Mavericks? That’s very funny. The Jazz?

Maybe you get my point? 87% of the league has almost no chance to win the championship, and the regular season is not close to being half over.

More than half (16 of 30) of the teams in the NBA make the post-season, but don’t be fooled by thinking that 12 of those 16 teams have a chance to actually win the title.  Only a bit over 13% have a chance, hence I have coined a new name for the league as The 13% Basketball Association.

It’s funny for me to reminisce about when I began to love the NBA – back in the early 1960’s, shortly after the league expanded from 8 teams to 9! The Celtics were in the middle of their run of 8 straight championships, and Wilt Chamberlain had taken over the role of Biggest Loser in the world of sports.

Wilt and Bill Russell have a chat
Back when the league had nine teams (1961 to 1965), six of them made the playoffs each year, but only one team really had a chance to win. Basically 11% of the league had a chance to win back then, versus 13% now, and the league was dying.

Back then I was a sports nut between 9 and 13 years old, the football season ended in December, it was cold and snowy outside, and there were only six TV channels to watch, so I watched a lot of the NBA.

But back in the early 1960’s, the NBA was so irrelevant that the league would schedule double-headers in order to attract more fans just to come to the arena. Not two teams playing one another twice in one day, but 2 games by 4 different teams at one venue. In years prior, owners would schedule dances and other types of entertainment after games, hoping to attract fans buying a ticket to the game by offering them something that was actually exciting.



There is no denying that NBA was dying in the 1960’s and was in ICU by the time Larry Bird and Magic Johnson came along. The NBA Finals were shown on tape delay in 1980 and 1981. Nothing makes a sport more irrelevant than that, but Magic and Bird became the HGH for the league. They were fun, and Michael was even more fun, and our interest started a long and steady ascent to its peak popularity in 1998, Jordan’s last year with the Bulls.  Since then, there has been a generally steady decline, with the league praying for the Lakers to make it to the finals every year. Average regular season telecasts draw less than half the audiences they used to back in Michael’s day.

It would appear that if the NBA has the "strike" every expert predicts next season, fewer and fewer people will care. I used to watch a lot of the NHL prior to their strike – back when I could find the games on TV. Now, I barely pay attention. I am guessing that there are millions of people out there with that kind of interest in the NBA, and even when the labor argument between billionaires and millionaires is settled, many won’t return.

There is a firm belief by some that many NBA owners will either lose less money or even make money (strike insurance) by not having another season under the existing agreement with the players. Some of these analysts have predicted contraction, with as many as 8 teams eligible for that fate.

People can argue all they want about how terrible baseball rating are, but somehow baseball revenues continue to grow. I think it’s because the nature of the game allow for any team making the post-season to have an excellent chance to win the World Series.

There have been serious discussions about expanding the MLB playoffs to include at least 2 more wild card teams. Since the wild card began in MLB, 9 of those 32 teams have made it to the World Series, and 4 have won it. Having Texas and San Francisco in the series this past season may have been TV-ratings death, but baseball paid admissions are up league wide. With money up, and some variation of Moneyball possible for every team, well more than half of the 30 teams have an excellent chance of making the post-season in 2011.

In the NFL, 8 wild card teams have made it to the Super Bowl since Oakland first did it in 1980. Five of those teams have won it. Isn’t some part of the NFL’s enormous appeal the fact that almost every team still seems to still have a good chance to make the playoffs into December every year? Don’t all 12 teams that make the post-season each year have a pretty good shot to win? Yeah "parity," what a good word for this.

So then we have the NBA. Can anyone really make a case for any other team winning the title after the Lakers, Celtics, Magic or Heat? Can there be a worse future for a league in which there may be twice as many teams going bankrupt as there are those that have a chance to win the championship?

Five NBA games on television on Christmas Day -- a quintuple-header, and I was looking for other entertainment – I wish there’d been a dance.

48 more days until pitchers and catchers...

Friday, December 24, 2010

A Prince Among Men

My father-in-law Don will be celebrating his 93rd Christmas tomorrow, but had been feeling a little gloomy because he hasn’t had the energy to go out and buy presents for folks this year. Combine that with the freezing, icy weather of northern Vermont, and it’s not hard to understand why he could feel that way.

Don is still completely self-sufficient, cooks, drives, lives in his own home, and takes care of all of his own needs quite well. His biggest problem is being steady on his feet. Even though Don owns a cane, he keeps it in the car, which doesn’t help him move about his house, and he’s taken some falls that luckily haven’t been serious.

His daughter and I have bugged him a bit on getting another cane, for the house, but he doesn’t feel inspired to get one. He had a difficult enough time admitting to himself that he wasn’t the man he was at 87, or even 90, and getting even one cane was yet another thing he’d have to surrender to growing very old.

My brother-in-law bought him a cell phone last year – it sits in the charger, not in Don’s pocket when he leaves the house, as it was primarily intended to be used. He more or less forgets about it, but a part of me thinks he purposefully ignores it – after all, why would he need it just to run to another doctor’s appointment, or to the store for some groceries? This despite living in northern Vermont, where ice and snow are the rule for about half the year.

Don has had a very blessed life – I know that, because he has told me, and he’s a man incapable of telling a lie about how much he’s loved all 92+ years he’s spent among those of us lucky enough to have known him. I know that the latter is true as well, because I attended a 90th birthday party for Don where 120+ people stopped by to wish him well – some folks from thousands of miles away, and some from merely hundreds of miles.

There are some of you that know Don, so I don’t have to say much more than I have, as you all know the why and how of the love we have for him. However, to those that don’t know the man, this story may tell you a little bit about the man, and why he is so loved.

A couple of weeks ago my wife’s brother, his wife, and his father-in-law (Deane) drove up from New York for a visit. The 86-year old Deane and Don have been great friends for something like 65 years. The fact that Deane’s daughter and Don’s son were married a little over a year ago has been one of those amazing stories for the families.

We all had a great weekend together, but after Deane and company departed back to New York, Don noticed that Deane had forgotten to pack his Schick razor!


From Don’s perspective, there was only one thing to do. Don put the razor in a small box and drove to the post office. It was December 13, easily one of the busiest days of the year. Don doesn’t have ‘handicap license plates’ because he feels that there are others that need those parking spots a lot more than he does. Because of that, he had to park some distance from the door, but managed to navigate his way through the snow and ice -- his cane in one hand, and the Schick razor in the other.

Don said there were only about 50 people on line when he got there, and he doesn’t think it took more than 40 minutes to mail off Deane’s razor.

I don’t know how much it cost Don to mail that razor to New York, and I can’t state with certainty how much that specific Schick razor cost. A quick Google of the ‘top of the line’ Schick Quattro Titanium (sounds like a hot sports car, doesn’t it?) shows a price range of $4 to $16. For argument’s sake, let’s say the razor cost $10, and it cost $5 to mail it.

My question is how many people would do something like this in 15-degree weather, through snow and ice, and wait on line for 40 minutes to mail a friend his razor?

How many young, able-bodied people would do this on April 13, or August 13, when there is no one on line at the post office?

A $10 razor -- what would you have done?

I was incredulous when I heard this story from him, and I know I embarrassed him when I said to him "God love you Don, you are an amazing guy."

I need to add that Don said he was pleased to note how friendly and nice all the postal workers are these days.

I wanted to ask, "Why wouldn’t they be friendly and nice, to a Prince among men?"

Merry Christmas!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Oh, the agony of de-feet.

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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Pitching is 45% of the Game

(MLB Has played five full seasons since I wrote most of this on February 20, 2006.  It's a long one, and if you're not inclined to read it all, take note that there is a great quote at the very end.)

1) "Pitching is 75 (or some other high) percent of the game."
2) "You can never have enough pitching."
3) "Good pitching stops good hitting."

Anyone who has ever been a baseball fan for as little as a season or two has heard those Baseball Truisms, those three lines, or some variation of them for as long as they’ve been watching and reading about the game. As with much of what we’ve heard through the years from supposed baseball experts, they are all incorrect. Take them one at a time:

Pitching is 75% of the game.

Pitching is actually not as big a "part" of the game as we’ve been told. While it has often been true throughout baseball history that teams with the best ERA in their league have won pennants, it is just as often true that the teams with the most runs scored win. I won’t bore you with all the numbers, but simply state a few.

From 1903 through 1968, during the 66 seasons when there were only two teams playing in October, the team with the most runs scored (RS) won the pennant in the American League 40 times. The team with the best ERA won 28.

In the National League, the team leading RS won 30 titles, while the team ERA leader won 36.

There can be all kinds of debate over the value of knowing those numbers, but it’s a fact that out of 132 pennants won in those years, only 28 times did a team win without leading their league in one of the two categories. A team with either the best ERA or RS total won almost 4 out of five pennants. Taking it one step further, only twice in those 66 seasons did a team win a pennant and not have finished at least first or second in ERA or RS. (The team was the Dodgers, both times, in 1947 and 1959, when each club finished third in both categories).

Once divisional play started in 1969, the numbers get a bit more convoluted with first four, then 8-teams getting into the World Championship hunt. The change involved with a playoff began to allow a greater opportunity for a "lesser team" to get hot, or lucky, or both, and win a World Series or a pennant. That aside, the trend continued. "You can look it up," as Casey used to say, or just trust me.

Since the 1995 season, there have been 88 division or wild card winners in those years. Only five times has a team led their league in RS, and not made the post-season. Just twice has a team led in ERA and not made post-season. That’s over 92%

All right and so what…does all of this stuff really mean anything? Yes, even though it proves nothing is certain. The facts seem to bear out that having the "best pitching" or "scoring the most runs" is going to win a team a place in the playoffs a vast majority of the time.  What a concept!

However, I think it also shows that having the best pitching is not much more of a guarantee at post-season than scoring the most runs is. The difference is there, in favor of pitching, but it's very slight. That statement is based on teams that finished second or third in one of the two categories. Having the better pitching is an edge, but certainly not anything close to 90%, or even 75% of the game.

There is also one very crucial element to winning a baseball game. A team must score a run to win, regardless of how great their pitching may be, they can’t win without at least one run scored.  It would seem that all a team needs is to have is enough pitching to get into the post season.  Then they hand the ball to 2 or 3 starters, two set up guys, and a closer.  That's who actually get all the innings.

From now on I am going to state that pitching is 45% of the game; scoring runs is 40%; and the other 15% is a mix of fielding, speed, and managerial decisions. (By the way, the entire theory goes out the window if luck regarding injuries is factored in.)

You can never have enough pitching.


I don’t have any idea what that means. One would have to assume that the speaker is referring to injuries? Another part of the thought could be that a team needs enough good or at least decent pitchers, to contend?

But what is enough?

The history of baseball gives us all kinds of examples of teams that used four starters, and one or two guys out of the pen all season, and won pennants. In the last 30 or so years, with teams almost always using five starters and deeper bullpens (because a lot of managers getting caught up in the lefty/righty thing), we’ve seen a change during the regular season. However, once the playoffs begin, most teams shorten their rotations, and seldom go more than two or three guys deep into their bullpen.

The facts behind this are obvious, and it all begins and ends with money.

As salaries began to rise in the 1970’s, and guaranteed and long-term contracts became the norm, we have seen a huge increase in the number of players on the disabled list, with injuries that old time ballplayers played through. Pitchers have become things to be guarded, and to be regarded as brittle, precious gems. No pitchers come close to getting 40 starts in a season anymore – few surpass 30 starts.

Few, if any pitchers are willing to risk a prosperous career, and millions of dollars by pitching through an injury. A guy making 5 to 10 to 15-million dollars a year is yanked after throwing 100 to 110 pitches, which often won’t give his team 6-innings. Relief pitchers innings are guarded as well. Closers almost never pitch three days in a row, and seldom go more than one inning when they do pitch.

It’s not all the pitchers at fault. Owners allow their general managers to give out guaranteed contracts that will be paid regardless of whether a guy can actually play or not, and the manager has to protect his own job by not risking a guys arm that his owner had paid millions of guaranteed dollars for.

Still, with all of that, the numbers don’t lie. Up until the 1930’s, most teams used 4 or 5- pitchers to throw 80% to 90% of their innings. Back then, most teams carried only 7 or 8 pitchers most of the time. The numbers have changed over time, but with 11 and sometimes even twelve pitchers active on a major league roster today, it’s still (only) about 7 of them who throw the same percentage of innings now, for almost every team.

The fact is that a team can have too much pitching, and many often do have too much. If pitchers don’t pitch and they can and do become ineffective, angry, or both. Maybe they would be ineffective anyway, but they often never get the chance, which absolutely gets them angry. If they have been good in the past, and they are not being used, it can jeopardize a future contract they will be trying to get.

Finally, if pitching is 75% of the game, why is it that almost every team invariably has 3 or 4 pitchers making somewhere close to the MLB minimum salary?

The reason is money, so if teams still only need 7 or 8 pitchers to win, then why wouldn’t they have 4-5 sluggos to fill out the back end of a 5-man pitching rotation? One of those is the guy that gets pounded for 8 earned runs in 2 innings in late July, because every other pitcher on the team is worn out. The 5 sluggos are going to make the MLB minimum salary, or something close to it, and cumulatively making about 10% of what guys like CC Sabathia and Cliff Lee will be making.

Still, if pitching is 75% of the game, then why is it that they aren’t making anywhere close to 75% of the money?
 
Good pitching stops good hitting.

How did anyone ever "prove" that? What wag first said it, and who were the idiots that kept the thought alive?

Facts are that almost any kind of major league pitching will stop almost any kind of major league hitting a large majority of the time, based on simple percentages. However, there are the following four facts to consider:

Ty Cobb used to kill Walter Johnson.
Willie Mays clobbered Whitey Ford.
Hank Aaron hammered Tom Seaver.
Pete Rose ate up Nolan Ryan.

Great pitchers, great hitters

More facts are that good hitters hit ‘mistakes’ by pitchers (great, good and bad) all the time, or they guess the oncoming pitch correctly as good hitters tend to do, and cream it.

I have some truisms for you. They are all mine, and I guarantee that they are all 100% correct:


1) Good pitching will often stop mediocre hitting – and often, it won’t.
2) Great pitching will always win, unless matched against pitching that’s just as great, and better hitting. Then great pitching will definitely lose, and win.
3) Good hitting will almost always knock the snot out of mediocre pitching. The key words in that one are "almost" and "always."


My question is always about what happens when good pitching and good hitting face off against good pitching and good hitting? I guess "good" wins and loses?

Anyway, next time you hear someone say that "good pitching stops good hitting," feel free to use any part of this rant, and then argue with whatever answers they give.

I will leave this you with one of my favorite (alleged) quotes from Babe Ruth.

Back before the 1927 World Series, between New York’s "Murderer’s Row" Yankees, and the Pittsburgh Pirates, a few writers gathered around the Babe just prior to him getting in the cage for batting practice.

"Hey Babe," one of the scribes asked, " what do you think of Pittsburgh having seven starting pitchers? Seven, pretty impressive, huh?"

"What the hell good," Babe thundered, "are seven starting pitchers in a four game series?"

Coda: the Yanks swept.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Favre, Farve...what's the difference once the heads blown off?

Brett Farve is down! Will someone please step on his neck?

Apparently there are two enormous segments in this country that have one of the following two perspectives on Brett Farve.

1) They can’t get enough of him, unless they are named Jenn Stenger.

2) They want him to just finally, finally, go away, especially if they are named Jenn Stenger.
I don't know how the lovely and innocent Jenn feels about all of this, but I am not in either segment, or perhaps I'd like to feel that I am nestling snugly in between both of them, but what is more interesting (if a lot less exciting) to me is that the talk has begun again, on where Brett Farve ranks all-time, as a NFL quarterback?

This is a topic of wonderful and endless debate and argument, and because football is so overwhelmingly the sport of choice in this country, it’s very easy to draw folks into a conversation. 

Any argument on this topic engender a huge amount of subjectivity and invariably involves an argument about what seem to be the two main "qualifiers."

It’s the Joe Montana

"How many Super Bowls (or NFL Championships) has he won?"

versus the Brett Farve

"How many times did we hear how fabulous he is, so it must be true that he’s fabulous?"

argument.

I grew up hearing from my dad and his contemporaries about how great Sammy Baugh and Otto Graham were. I read a lot of fascinating stuff about those two guys and about Bobby Layne too when I was a kid – some of the Layne stuff was what made Joe "Willie" Namath a legend in many more ways than just football. It’s also some of the stuff that has dogged Brett (and little brett) Farve this year.

I have seen most of the guys acknowledged as being in the top 10, or 13 or whatever number someone wants to choose. The argument is open for anyone that wants to claim Troy Aikman, Steve Young or Jim Kelly, but no one will listen to you.

In no particular order the 13 QB’s that I would put into the discussion are: Baugh, Graham, Johnny Unitas, Bart Starr, Roger Staubach, Fran Tarkenton, Dan Marino, Montana, Terry Bradshaw, John Elway, Farve, Peyton Manning, and Tom Brady.

I never saw Baugh and Graham play, so I have to allow for that. I do know that Graham won seven (3 NFL and 4 AAFC) championships and I do believe that Slingin’ Sammy Baugh is the best pro football player we’ve ever had in this country.

I’ll admit up front that I remain a big Roger Staubach fan. There was a stretch in my life when I loved the Cowboys, and it was all because of Staubach. In some ways, he was like Bart Starr, always the leader, but always a gentleman. Staubach was in 4 Super Bowls, and Starr won 5 NFL Championships, including 2 Super Bowls.

I never thought I’d see a better arm on a QB than Namath’s, but then Marino came along and killed that one. Problem is Marino won squat. Bradshaw had a cannon for an arm too, but I think it went off next to his brain too often. Terry didn’t hurt the Steelers, but those 4 Super Bowls were truly team championships.

I always rooted for Fran Tarkenton. Some of his scrambles are the best parts of old NFL Films. Google "Tarkenton scramble" and then witness some truly unbelievable stuff. It’s also true that he was the Giant QB for a few years, and was about the only thing that made the team watchable.

As good as Montana was, I give a lot more credit to Bill Walsh than Joe. Walsh defined the New NFL as a coach’s league, one in which systems led to championships. Is there anyone out there that thinks George Seifert and Steve Young were that good, or did they just inherit a gold mine?

I think that Peyton Manning is superb, perhaps the most prepared and technically precise QB the game has ever seen. I think Tom Brady has been better because he’s won a lot more with just as little help as Peyton has had.  If there was an Archie Manning Award, Peyton would get it most years.

Objectively, my opinion is that the best QB I have ever seen is John Elway, and I will (of course) tell you why.

1) John Elway’s athleticism at the QB position is unmatched for the many seasons he displayed it. Mike Vick is displaying better skills and better athleticism this year, but he hasn’t won anything yet, and even if he does win this year, he’ll need a lot of great seasons to catch Elway.

2) No QB has ever shown the arm, the accuracy, the ability to run with the ball, and the durability the way Elway did. Elway played for a long time, and threw as well as Namath with much better results than Marino. Staubach is the only apt comparison.

3) Elway played in 5 Super Bowls. No one else has played in as many. Yeah, I know the Broncos got hammered in his first three, but those were teams he carried on his back every step of the way. Once he actually got a running back and a little bit of defense, he won a couple. In his career, Elway led his team to 47 fourth-quarter comebacks. 47!

Farve? Yeah, he was fun wasn’t he? All those TD’s, and all those interceptions. Seems like the guy won 7 or 8 Super Bowls, but he only won that single one. He lost #2 to some kid named Brady, who right now I put at #2 all time, with Starr at #3. (For anyone who has actually read this far)

Farve was great, but in my opinion he falls just out of the top 10, so anytime folks want to stop telling me how great he was will be fine. I chalk some of this talk to the "Cal Ripken Effect," which is:

"Give America a white guy that is a great player while attaching some random virtue to him like being fortunate enough to avoid an injury that would stop anyone else from playing and it automatically makes him a better player and maybe even a God" effect.

It doesn’t work for me, but what the hell, why would I write all of this if it did?

However, now, we can talk about Brett Farve in a simpler way -- as dons he Wranglers, grabs his hound dog, and rides off on his John Deere into the sunset, transmitting a little brett to the next sun-dappled pony on the horizon.
 

 

Monday, December 20, 2010

Geno Auriemma, you con artist!


#1 UConn beats #11 Ohio State by 31 for 88th straight win!

(Sorry, did I glitch the title of this post?)

The Connecticut Huskies Women’s Basketball team won their 88th straight game the other day, which broke the old Women’s NCAA College Basketball winning streak they had set the last time they played.

They did not tie the UCLA Bruins Men's 88-game winning streak.

Geno Auriemma, in a particularly touchy post-game press conference said:

"I just know there wouldn’t be this many people in the room if we were chasing a woman’s record. The reason everybody is having a heart attack the last four or five days is a bunch of women are threatening to break a men’s record, and everybody is all up in arms about it."

Really Geno? Threatening to break a men’s record? I would think you’d have to play men’s teams to break a men’s record?

Geno grew up in Philadelphia as a Knick fan, so I give him props for that. He also won #88 against Jim Foster, the first person to hire him as an assistant coach at Bishop McDevitt High School in Philadelphia, so there was some ‘love’ at the game, which was nice…really.

The ranked competition during UConn’s streak only "allowed" them to win by an average of 25 points, so you can see, it wasn’t easy. Okay, they’ve had some tight games too, like about what…4 or 5? Someone can tell me, or I can look it up.

Geno, come on, you know that there are probably a few hundred boys high school basketball teams in the country that could beat your ladies? You have been quoted saying that one huge difference in coaching women is that once they get to college, you really have to teach them the entire game. You don’t have to show the boys how to play, just tell them their roles, and hope they win enough to ensure you get a new contract, or a better job offer.

I have another huge difference for you – athletic talent. Talent doesn’t make the boys better people, and it doesn’t make them smarter, but it easily makes them a lot better at winning basketball games.

Geno, you are a great coach, and you have had many great young ladies that you’ve helped make into great players. You are a wonderful promoter for the women’s game, but as great as talents like Maya Moore are, there are not enough of them to make a vast majority of us care that much.

However, if the young brunette in the center of the accompanying photo (below, from the AP) is on your coaching staff, I will be tuning in more often.
 

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Give Me Fastballs, or Give Me Death!

Steve Rushin’s column in Sports Illustrated this week mentioned that in 1897, Princeton Math Professor Charles H. Hinton invented a baseball pitching machine that fired baseballs (using gunpowder!) through a muzzle that was used by the Princeton Tigers baseball team (pictured right) in batting practice one day.

Harper’s Weekly reported this in it’s March 20, 1897 issue. I couldn’t find the story in the Harper’s archives, but it’s reasonably documented in many other sources.

Hinton’s machine allegedly hurt a few batters, and it’s a fact that the prof was fired himself shortly after this occurred, with rumors being that he was let go in part for shooting a few ball players.

Hinton was an author of a number of science fiction novels that often involved "journeys" into the 4th dimension, and was an avid astronomer. After being axed in New Jersey, he moved on to the University of Minnesota, where he apparently refined his pitching machine to the point where it could vary speeds, and throw curves. He actually had rubber-coated fingers positioned at the end of the muzzle, which allowed for a variety of rotations on the ball.

I'm not sure if he bagged any Gophers while he was up there?

If this sounds like a nutty professor story, all I can add is that Hinton must not have been too crazy, as he later moved on to work for the US Navy Observatory, and then the US Patent office, both located in Washington, DC.

Of note is Hinton may have served one day in prison for being a bigamist, and that he apparently had a massive stroke and died as he was raising a toast to a women philosophers in 1907.

Then, on May 14, 1961, it would appear that Hinton passed through some other dimension or two and came back as an outfielder for the Washington Senators.

Zach Greinke goes to Milwaukee

ESPN is reporting that the Brewers and Kansas City Royals have worked out a trade that would bring the 2008 AL Cy Young pitcher Zach Greinke to the Brewers for a couple of prospects.

Assuming the deal gets done, it moves the Brewers firmly into the mix for the NL Central title in 2011, and becomes further validation that the Royals will remain a AAAA team.

Friday, December 17, 2010

2011 World Series Odds


I'm a guy that has often liked to bet on sporting events through the many years. I'm always curious about baseball odds at various times, especially during the off season. The GM meetings may be over, but teams are constantly shuffling players on and off their 40-man rosters, trading, and trying to sign free agents.  If you check BoDog.com today, below you'd see these odds, that they have posted for the 15 teams they make out to be no worse than 30-1 to win 2011 World Series:

Phillies 3-1
Red Sox 5-1
Yankees 6-1
Giants 12-1
Twins 18-1
Rangers, Cardinals, Rays, and Rockies 20-1
Braves 22-1
White Sox, Angels, and Reds 25-1
Tigers 28-1
Dodgers 30-1

Some things jumped out at me right away.
The Giants being the 4th favorite is a sucker bet. No team has repeated since 2000, and it won’t be San Francisco that breaks the streak. The magical ride they had last season never happens twice in a row. When Aubrey Huff and a rookie catcher (albeit a great one) are your #3 and #4 hitters, everything else needs to work just right. Remember that up until the day before the regular season ended, the Padres had been in first place in the NL West for almost the entire summer.

If you want a nice long shot to wager on out of this group, try the White Sox at 25-1. Yeah, I know I am on the record as a huge Ozzie Guillen guy, but I’m not saying this as a fan. I still like the Reds a little bit too, but now that Dusty has had some success, he’ll proceed to screw things up. Small bet on Reds winning it all, maybe?  Bigger bet on Dusty finishing below .500?  Maybe a better bet?

I think both LA teams are very bad bets, though the Angels might perk up if Artie Moreno ever opens his wallet?

Do you want a bigger long shot than 25-1? Right now, the Milwaukee Brewers at 60-1 are an interesting play to me. It’s not like St. Louis has done much to improve, and the Reds are vulnerable with all those kids playing such big roles, aren’t they Dusty?

I am usually pretty good at this sort of thing, though I reserve the right to change my mind at any time, and hedge my bets. I’ll go all in on any bets and predictions right around the beginning of the regular season, but right now, on futures picks, I’d put $100 on Chicago, and $50 on the Brewers.

In early April of 2009, I went on the record picking Cincinnati and Texas to win their divisions, and in April 2008, I was telling everyone watch out for Tampa Bay. I know I fanned on picking Arizona last year, and totally writing off San Diego, but everyone wrote off San Diego. I have picked against the Yankees for the last 10 years, and been correct 9 times. Aside from my family and my friends, little has made me happier than being right about this fact, 90% of the time.

Last, I like that the Washington Nationals at 65-1, are at lower odds than 7 other teams. All they need now is Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO, and I am laying down the cash!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Lebron James and Cliff Lee, plus Manny, Albert, Bob Feller, and the Erie Separation

Screw New York…yeah, that’s what I said.

Do people in New York hate Lebron James because he left the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat, taking less money (he said), because he felt it gave him a much better chance to win a championship. Do they also think he’s obnoxious for saying things like "taking my talents to South Beach," and the odd remarks about burnishing his legacy? Do they hate him for not accepting an offer to play for the Knicks?

My guess is that they don’t, because I don’t think anyone thought the Knicks would have much going for them this season. Every "expert" I read thought Amar’e Stoudemire would be nothing but a high-priced guy to boo at MSG, without Steve Nash.

With that in mind, it’s obvious to me that Cliff Lee is now (and will forever be) hated by Yankee fans because he took less money and rejected the New York Frikkin’ Yankees! How can anyone say "No" to the Yankees is something beyond reason to millions of people in Manhattan, the Bronx and most of New Jersey. Not only that, he went to the Phillies, so Mets fans now hate Lee as well. Luckily, there are only about 47 Mets fans left, scattered along the dunes of Jones Beach, looking for the BMT to Shea Stadium. (These folks are no doubt suffering from the "Minaya Effect.)

Being from New York (growing up just 25 miles north of Times Square) gives me some perspective on this type of thing with New Yorkers – it’s called being really obnoxious. I’m obnoxious, and I am not a Yankee fan, so imagine how bad I’d be if I lived and died with the "pin stripes?" This over-bearing character defect is generally true with folks that grew up in NY, and still live there, and almost always true with Yankee fans, because it’s been a part of their DNA for almost 100 years. But because the New York Knicks have been losers or also rans since the early 1970’s, few ever thought that adding Lebron to Amar’e would be enough to make the team a viable contender any time soon. (Carmelo Anthony better become a Knick, and he better be good)

Well, I can still remember being a huge Knick fan. The 2 teams that won NBA championships are still my favorite NBA teams of all time, and arguably the best balanced, best passing, and best nicknamed teams in history: The Captain - Willis Reed, Walt "Clyde" Frazier, Earl "The Pearl" Monroe, Dick "Fall Back Baby" Barnett, "Dollar" Bill Bradley. The 1973 team also had Phil Jackson. He was a gawky looking ‘power’ forward in the Joakim Noah style, with one big exception – talent. Phil’s hair was bizarre, maybe he needed a nickname?

The Knick teams with Patrick Ewing were pretty good too – worth rooting for, but they couldn’t get past the Spurs, the Bulls, Reggie Miller, and a number of other teams. We had to get by with Spike Lee.

What I want to know from New Yorkers is why am I not seeing more hate for Lebron? Don’t the Knicks matter, or are all you loud-mouthed jerks just front running Yankee fans?

Well, SCREW THE YANKEES, and SCREW YANKEE FANS!

It is not a divine right that the Yankees win, and so they didn’t win a World Series. Hell, they didn’t even win their own division! Time to buy more players!

But now look what has happened, the Yankees lost another one when Cliff Lee signed with Philadelphia. Go figure? Not only that, the Boss is dead, Jeter is pissed, Joba is a mess, A-Rod is A-Rod, and you have Sergio Mitre and Ivan Nova holding up the back end of your rotation. Sounds like a lot of ‘duck butter’ to me. (If you don’t know what ‘duck butter’ is, I’ll only say that it’s sticky and smells really bad.)

In addition, Yankee fans have to stomach Boston signing Carl Crawford and trading for Adrian Gonzalez, hugely improving their offense. Crawford is my 2011 AL MVP pick right now, and Gonzalez will be in the top 10.

Hey, I am not a Boston fan, only a Yankee hater, and what Yankee hater doesn’t love this? I’m not a Cliff Lee fan either, and have said repeatedly that I won’t believe he’s as good as we’ve been told until he does it for at least 2 or 3 more years, but I love him for snubbing the Yankees.

Remember when Cliff Lee and CC Sabathia were both with the Cleveland Indians? I seem to recall Lebron at a Cleveland – New York playoff game wearing a Yankee hat? Is that why New Yorkers don’t hate Lebron, because he’s a Yankee fan? Therefore they can’t hate him for not taking the Knicks offer?

Did Cleveland offer Cliff Lee a contract? Not really. They had to let him go a few years ago because ownership didn’t feel they could afford him. Lee became a vagabond, pitching for the Phils, Mariners, and Texas before landing back with Philadelphia. CC went to Milwaukee as a "loaner," and established a new market price ($161 MM) for stud pitchers when the Yankees got him in Free Agency. The biggest contract the Yankees had ever given to a pitcher before that was the $105 MM they’d given to Kevin Brown in 1999. (How did that one work out?)

In 1997, Albert Belle left Cleveland for the White Sox. Do you remember what a fantastic hitter Belle was? Steroid riddled or not, Belle had hit 98 homeruns and driven in 274 runs in his last 2 seasons for the Indians. His top salary had been $5.7 MM. He went to Chicago for 2-years, and $20 MM. He’d averaged 49 homers and got 2-years and $20 MM. Seems like the Stone Age…

After Belle left in 1997, Manny Ramirez played his third full season for Cleveland. He hit 30+ homers in each of the next 9 seasons -- 6 of those were spent playing for the Boston Red Sox. During Manny’s time in Boston, the Red Sox won more (2) World Series than the Yankees (1). Manny signed an 8-year, $160 MM contract with Boston that remains one of maybe four $100 MM deals that has worked out very well for a ball club.

Maybe it’s the entire city of Cleveland that is really the "mistake by the lake?"

Bob Feller died the other day, and Cleveland lost perhaps it’s greatest Indian. Certainly he was the most crotchety Indian of all time. I grew up knowing about Bob Feller, how he’d struck out 15 guys in his first MLB start at the age of 17. He was from Van Meter, Iowa, and reportedly threw 100+ MPH at times, during much of his early career. He won 266 games, and lost most of 4 seasons to the US Navy during WWII. He’s in the argument for greatest pitcher of all time, even if he loses.

I’d like to say to Cleveland, "I’m sorry," for all your losses, but take heart, you don’t have anyone left that anyone wants, and Lake Erie hasn’t caught on fire recently.

I’d also like to state now that I hate Lebron too, for spurning the Knicks. I didn’t know that I hated him until last night.

Finally, I feel sorry for all you Yankee fans…losers.
 

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

"My kind of town, Chicago is..."

Carlos Pena will love Wrigley almost as much as White Sox fans will continue to love Pauly Jacknuts, but will Cub fans love or hate Carlos?

I keep thinking that at some point the Angels will lose out on signing Carl Crawford and make a deal with the Diamondbacks for Justin Upton.  I have nothing to base this on, jes sayin...

That's all for now, though I have to tell you that even though I will never own a Kia, I love their TV ad.

Who doesn't like Hip Hoodied Hampsters?

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Correction on Reynolds

Mark Reynolds has had 638 strikeouts in his last 3 years.  The 767 K's is a career number for those 1982 at bats.

Marvin Miller punks the Hall of Fame, Derek is angry, K’s vs. home runs, and other tales…


Former GM Pat Gillick making the Hall of Fame was well deserved. Gillick put together some great teams in his career, including the World Champion Blue Jays in the early 90’s, the Oriole teams that won the AL East a couple of times later in the decade, and the 116 win Mariner team of 2001. He also laid the groundwork for the current Phillies.

The bigger news was about two men that didn’t make it. George Steinbrenner was denied, but he’ll make it someday. No offense, but it’s not like The Boss is still with us, and for the record, I think he has to go in (and will) as an owner that had an enormous impact on how the business of baseball has changed.

George will get his due, but Marvin Miller, the man who was much more responsible for the changes in the game misses again, this time by one vote. I can make a very good argument that after Babe Ruth and Jackie Robinson, Marvin Miller has had the biggest impact on the game in the last 100 years.

Anyone interested in really understanding what happened to baseball once Miller began his tenure as the player’s counsel and negotiator should read John Helyar’s excellent book, "The Lords of the Realm."

(If you’d like to read the text of Marvin Miller’s response to not being voted into the Hall of Fame, read the post prior to this one.)


Moving on, Derek Jeter sounded a little testy today.

Jeter didn’t like that many of the details about his contract negotiations had been made very public. Hey, I don’t give a crap, Derek. I have all the respect in the world for you as a player, but take your 51 MM and shut up.

If you didn’t like that the details were splashed all over, I have to know first if you really asked for so much more? Even if you didn’t ask for 23-25 MM a year for 6 years, take a frikkin’ contract that no one else would give you half of, stop whining, and prove us doubters wrong.

Better still, thank Marvin Miller, because without Miller, maybe Jeter makes $75,000 as a charity salary for this coming season with NY?

Arizona finds a closer?

JJ Putz signs with the D-Backs – 2 years for 10 MM. I’ve always liked the guy, and maybe he’ll solve what was a horrible problem for AZ last year? Arizona has been busy, signing Melvin Mora (from Colorado - the hot weather will be good for his old bones) and trading Mark Reynolds to Baltimore for some random scrub pitchers, including Kam Micklio. I don’t think much of Micklio - I just like saying his name.

Reynolds is an interesting player. In the last 3 seasons he’s had 1982 at bats, and struck out 767 times! He has also hit 121 homers in those 3 years, but only hit .198 in 2010. Those K’s are the stuff of legend. I remember when Bobby Bonds set the new MLB record for K’s back in 1969 with 187. Proving it was no fluke, he fanned 189 times in 1970.

Did you know that Joe DiMaggio only struck out 369 times in his entire career? DiMaggio only played 15 seasons, and had 6821 at bats. He almost had as many homers (361) as strikeouts.

Another point of reference is that Henry Aaron had 12,364 at bats, and 755 homers

If Reynolds had Joltin’ Joe’s pace, he’d have 750 homers in three seasons, and be right behind Henry for second place in homers on the all-time list, and Barry Bonds another few at bats away.

In other news, Ty Wigginton signed with Colorado for 2 years and 8 MM. Wiggy keeps on doing it, doesn’t he? I am guessing he finds 450-500 at bats, and hits 25+ homers, while playing all over the place.

Stay warm my friends, the Winter Meetings are in full swing, and pitchers and catchers report in 68 days.

Marvin Miller, a very classy 93-year old guy

This is the full text of Marvin Miller’s response to not being voted into the baseball Hall of Fame.

"The Baseball Hall of Fame's vote (or non-vote) of December 5, hardly qualifies as a news story. It is repetitively negative, easy to forecast, and therefore boring.

"Many years ago those who control the Hall decided to rewrite history instead of recording it. The aim was to eradicate the history of the tremendous impact of the players' union on the progress and development of the game as a competitive sport, as entertainment, and as an industry. The union was the moving force in bringing Major League Baseball from the 19th century to the 21st century. It brought about expansion of the game to cities that had never had a Major League team. It brought about more than a 50 percent increase in the number of people employed as players, coaches, trainers, managers, club presidents, attorneys and other support personnel, employees of concessionaires, stadium maintenance personnel, parking lot attendants, and more. It converted a salary structure from one with a $6,000 a year minimum salary to a $414,000 a year salary from the first day of a player's Major League service. The union was also the moving force for changing the average Major League salary from $19,000 a year to more than $3 million a year, and the top salary from $100,000 to more than $25 million a year. The union was a major factor in increasing the annual revenue of all Major League clubs, combined — from $50 million a year before the union started in 1966 to this year's almost $7 billion a year. That is a difficult record to eradicate — and the Hall has failed to do it.

"A long time ago, it became apparent that the Hall sought to bury me long before my time, as a metaphor for burying the union and eradicating its real influence. Its failure is exemplified by the fact that I and the union of players have received far more support, publicity, and appreciation from countless fans, former players, writers, scholars, experts in labor management relations, than if the Hall had not embarked on its futile and fraudulent attempt to rewrite history. It is an amusing anomaly that the Hall of Fame has made me famous by keeping me out."

Monday, December 6, 2010

“Turn out the lights…”

I was at work today when I heard that "Dandy" Don Meredith died today in Santa Fe, New Mexico, at the age of 72.

I’m old enough to fully remember Monday Night Football’s first night, back in 1970, when Keith Jackson did the play-by-play for the Jets and Cleveland, and ABC had an idea to put 3 guys in the booth for a game. It was a radical idea 40 years ago, and MNF soon became many other things for millions of Americans that watched in enormous numbers back then. When Frank Gifford replaced Jackson, he teamed with Meredith and Howard Cosell to become one of the biggest TV nights in the country – much bigger than now. The advent of MNF more than anything else, shot the NFL on its way to the overwhelming media dominance it has had for a long time now.

Back then there was no Cable, so no Internet. I lived just outside of NYC at the time, and came to understand how lucky I was to have six TV stations to watch, even if they all went off the air by 2:00 A.M. or so, every night but a few. I spent many mornings trying to grab scores off the radio, or praying the NY Daily News would have a score. No 24/7 news cycle, no ESPN for about 10 more years.

The games were occasions, and even if Gifford proved to be a poor play-by-play guy he did call a play one Monday night in which he shouted that a QB had a receiver "wide open!"

What Gifford failed to identify before he spoke was that it wasn’t really a receiver, but an opposing cornerback.

"He’s open, all right!" joked Meredith, "he’s w-i-d-e open!"

By the mid-1970’s, I was living in Tucson, and frequented a bar that had what turned out to be a popular off night attraction for a lot of bars across the country on Monday nights that one fall. Customers would draw a ticket, and the winner got to throw a brick into a live TV set while Howard Cosell was speaking. Folks in Arizona didn’t have much love for Texans, but they despised Howie.

Hey, it was a simpler time, what can I say?

I liked Cosell at times, mostly for the half-time highlights, and Gifford too, even if he was bad. I always liked Meredith, even when I knew he was bored and finally left MNF to do other things, before making a comeback a few years later. He was funny, and a good old boy in the truest sense, and he was nobody’s fool, least of all Howard’s.

Thanks for the memories Dandy Don, "…all good things must end."

Sunday, December 5, 2010

For What He's Werth

So much for the Nationals being out of play for free agents, by letting Adam Dunn get away.

7 years and $126 MM for 31 year old outfielder Jayson Werth reads like something only the Yankees would do. 

Mets GM, Sandy Alderson was stunned, and was heard to say "WTF?!?!"

Ryan Zimmerman, and long suffering Washington fans rejoice.  Yes Virginia (and it's environs), there is a Santa Claus...

Dear Red Sox fan-


I have a few questions.

Like having AGon for the holidays?

Yeah, I thought so. VMart was not the long-term answer at catcher, so he'd have to play 1st, or DH. And yeah, I'd rather have VMart than Papi at this point, but the Sox have some 2011 (Jeter-like?) tradition coming up too, with Ortiz, and we all know that Gonzalez has been their guy all along.  Do you think Ortiz would loved to get dissed like Jeter was?  Papi would die for 3 years at 17 million a year.  That one could get snarky, but that's "next year," right?
 
Regarding the rest, well, I really think they should let Papelbon walk, and give the job to Bard. With the 10 million they save, maybe they get a better catcher?  I mean are Saltalamacchia and Varitek the answer? "Salty" was hyped early on when he was with Atlanta and Texas, but the luster is off his star at this point. I think Paps needs a new home, plus Bard's stuff is nastier, and his price is a lot cheaper.
 
Re the two big bats, Crawford is two years younger than Werth, but will be more dollars. Werth would give them a right-handed bat they'll need, as they have to be out on Beltre now, right, with Youkilis moving back to 3rd, and Gonzalez at first? I wonder about Werth's ability to deal with Boston media? He seems to be a pretty quiet guy -- not very fan friendly?  Crawford is a stud. He's been a stud for a long time now. It’s been nice that Tampa Bay has had a good team. I don’t have to explain my Yankee hatred anymore to people that think I am a Boston fan.

I’ll tell you one true thing, and that’s that Boston better pray they get either Crawford or Werth to sign before Lee decides where he's going. If Lee signs with Texas, the Yankees may get so mad they sign every other free agent out there?

Hey, if Cliff Lee does sign with the Texas Rangers, the best starter left is Carl Pavano…you don’t think?

HOT STUFF off the Hot Stove

While San Diego GM Jeff Hoyer worked the Adrian Gonzalez deal with his ex-Boston employers with one hand, he made what could be another nice deal with the other. Aaron Harang signed a one-year deal with the Padres. As bad as his numbers have been at times in Cincinnati’s home run haven, a lot of those fly balls will result in outs at Petco. I look for a nice rebound for Harang in 2011, but don’t look for Heath Bell to be saving any of his games. Rumors out of San Diego have the Padres committed to trading him before the season.

A story out of Oakland on Friday had the A’s offering a huge deal to Adrian Beltre. I wonder what a "huge" deal is to Billy Beane? Of course they were also "on the verge" of signing Lance Berkman, and he ends up going to St. Louis on a one year, 8 MM deal. I heard that and immediately thought of how tired Colby Rasmus will be next season, chasing down all those fly balls that Berkman and Matt Holiday can’t get to.

With the Gonzalez trade, Boston moves Kevin Youkilis back to third base, and can now throw most of their remaining resources at Carl Crawford or Jayson Werth. They have already re-signed Jason Varitek as a back-up catcher, but do they really want to go with Jarrod Saltalamacchia as their #1 guy? He may be a post-hype break out at some point, or may only remain the MLB player with the most (6) syllables in a last name?

Earlier last week the World Series Champion Giants signed Miguel Tejada to play short, after the Dodgers took Juan Uribe to play the position for them. Jhonny Peralta re-ups to play short with the Tigers, and the Derek Jeter soap opera is done in the Bronx with his new deal. What ever happened to having a guy at the position that can actually get to ground balls?

STATS Inc. devised a number that measures the "Range factor" for fielding. It is determined by taking putouts + assists and dividing that number by 9 innings. It is one excellent way of judging how good (or bad) a fielder really is. It takes into account how many balls a player actually gets to, as opposed to just looking at what they did once they got a ball in their glove. In a list of all of MLB short stops last season, these are the range factor rankings for the 4 shortstops named above:

#59 is Peralta, in 46 games.
#66 is Tejada, in 58 games.
#87 is Uribe, in 103 games.
#89 is Jeter, in 151 games.

There is no way to sugarcoat this list – they all suck defensively. It’s hard for me to believe that any of them (except for Jeter) will remain the primary short stop for their teams in 2011.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Adrian Gonzalez is going to Boston

ESPN has just reported that San Diego is trading All Star first baseman Adrian Gonzalez to the Red Sox for a number of prospects.

There's one big bat they needed.  If they sign either Werth or Crawford, they'll weather the storm of losing Martinez, and probably losing Beltre.

Friday, December 3, 2010

No Mo (just more Pap) for Boston, Ozzie's donkey, and Sandy weeps

Baseball news has the Red Sox (reportedly) offering Yankee closer Mariano Rivera 30 MM over two years, and that they were prepared to let Jonathan Papelbon walk away.  Rivera decided to re-up with the Yankees, taking the same contract.  I think the Sox should let Pap walk anyway, and give the closer job to Daniel Bard.  With the money they save, maybe it'd help sign either Carl Crawford or Jayson Werth?

With the Angels apparently going after Crawford, and the Red Sox wanting him (or Werth, if they don't get Crawford), the best thing that could happen to LA and/or Boston is that the Yankees get Cliff Lee, hope Hal stuffs Hank in a trunk, and NY fails to sign either outfielder.  With the Sox losing Victor Martinez, and Adrian Beltre wanting too much, Boston could be a quiet city this summer if they don't get a big bat or two.  If the Rangers lose Lee, and the Angels sign Crawford, I still make Texas my pick to win the AL West.

Meanwhile...my main man Ozzie Guillen gets a donkey!  Yeah, the White Sox sign home run hitting meat-head Adam Dunn, and are still going hard to retain Paul Konerko.  Could be a lot more fireworks this summer in Chicago, and more jolly audio from Tom and the Hawk.  "Put it on the board....yes!"  I like the White Sox chances to win AL Central in 2011 more now, as Ozzie can only do so much cursing.

Does anyone else feel that the Mets new GM Sandy Alderson cried a bit (or a lot?) when Francisco Rodriguez pled guilty and avoided jail for pounding his girlfriend's dad?  I guess that now the Mets will have to pay him, which means they'll have to use him, which means Met fans will probably be weeping this summer.  All the curses have been used up, and Ozzie isn't likely to trade any.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Still (the) Greek to Them

It continues to amaze me that there are seemingly millions of people following sports that haven’t got a clue on how betting lines or odds are set for games.

I’d lay big odds* that 75% of the adults in this country who regularly watch NFL games have no idea how a betting service or a casino goes about setting the line, and why they set any specific number (or odds) on a game.

This is the line for the Houston Texans at Philadelphia Eagles NFL game tonight.

Houston       +8  (+300)   -115o  52
Philadelphia  -8   (-400)   -105u   52

I'd assume that at least 90% of the people that regularly watch NFL football know that in order to win a $5 bet with a friend while using the above line, the person taking the Eagles would have to “give 8 points” to the person taking Houston. The Eagles bettor needs to have Philly win by 9 or more, to win the bet. Take Houston and 8 points, and even if they lose by 7, you win. Philly by 8 and it’s a push.

Everyone knows all that stuff, right? Everyone knows what a “push” is on a bet? But what does all the other stuff mean?

I am going to conduct a small poll (or test) of folks I have contact with, and ask them some questions on the topic, and see what I get. I’ll try to gather answers from a good sample of folks. These are the questions I am going to be asking, and the points awarded for correct answers. 100 is an A. You need better than that for an A+. A score of 65 is needed to pass.

For 30 points:
What is a sports book’s objective when they set a point spread in a football game?

For 35 points:
What is the only reason why sports book’s care which team wins a game?

For 15-20 points:
In sports betting parlance, what do “juice” and “vig” mean?
One correct answer is worth 15 points. Two are worth 20 points.

For 15 points:
If someone had the ways and means to bet $100 on every NFL game in a season using the point spread from one specific sports book, what is the minimum percentage of bets they’d need to win to not lose money?

Extra credit: Again, in sports betting parlance, what does “middling” mean?

Comments? If you give answers, did you look them up first?

*Big odds would be 5-1.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Buy the Numbers?

Juan Uribe is about to sign a 3-year deal with the Dodgers for $21MM.  He made $3.25MM with the Giants in 2010, which made him the 13th highests paid player on the team.  He played third, short and second base, and was a big reason behind San Francisco's success.

Matt Kemp made $4MM playing centerfield for the Dodgers last season.  That placed him 9th in salary on the  LA roster. (salary figures from ESPN)  He was a big reason behind the Los Angeles Dodges disaster of a season.

The two players had remarkably similar seasons, by the numbers:

Player 1:  28 homers; 89 RBI; .249 AVG; .760 OPS
Player 2:  24 homers; 85 RBI; .248 AVG; .749 OPS

Player 2 is Uribe, who had a fantastic season. 
Player 1 is Kemp, who has a fantastic girlfriend.

See, the numbers don't tell you everything

The Clever and the Corrupt

Reported on Rivals.com about 1:30 P.M. on Monday, November 30, 2010.

The University of Alabama has fired an employee who played songs aimed at Auburn quarterback Cam Newton before the Iron Bowl.

University spokeswoman Debbie Lane said Monday that the part-time staffer was fired for the unauthorized songs. "Take the Money and Run" and "Son of a Preacher Man" were played while Newton and the Tigers warmed up.

The Tuscaloosa News first reported the firing.

I don't really care whether Cam Newton's dad coerced anyone to get dollars for his son, as BCS football is about as corrupt as any popular sport in this country can be.  If nothing else, this was a clever and funny stunt, but obviously not to the Lords of the SEC.

Has anyone noticed that big time NCAA football is starting to look more and more like La Cosa Nostra?

Sunday, November 28, 2010

What pitching costs, so far...

Javier Vazquez signs with Florida for one year and 6-7 million.


I read that he turned down 2 years and 20 MM with Colorado, and a couple of other teams offered him deals close to those numbers.


I've been told that a prime indicator of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting a different result?


So, I gotta wonder, when the Yankees need starting pitching a year from now, will they be in contact with Vazquez's agent?


It's my guess that Javier has a very nice year for the Marlins, like an ERA of 3.40, and close to 200 K's in over 200 innings. He'll be around .500 in wins and losses, because that's what he does. He has done well in the NL, and he knows it. He'll do well again. I don't know if you heard it hear first, but if I am right or wrong next October, let me know.


Jon Garland signs a one year deal with the Dodgers for 5 MM


Which lucky McCourt gets this guy? We also know another reason why Joe Torre left the Dodgers. Don Mattingly used to chew up pitchers like Garland, and now he'll have to use one every fifth day. Kinda like a curse, isn't it?


Maybe I am being unfair? At the least, Garland will still be able to face the Padres and Giants a lot, and LA isn't that much worse than San Diego.


So you know, it's only 75 days until pitchers and catchers.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Willie, Henry and the Mick

With apologies to Stan Musial, Ted Williams, Duke Snyder, and the entire borough of Brooklyn, Willie Mays, Hank Aaron and Mickey Mantle were the best three outfielders in baseball from the mid-1950’s until 1964.

It’s a no-brainer really, and even though I will always argue for Babe Ruth on any all time team, it’s difficult for me picking the next two. Of the people I have talked to over many years of talking about baseball, Mays invariably plays centerfield on any all time team. Musial can be my utility guy, and back up Gehrig at first, and spell someone in the outfield. Williams is the DH, every day. Duke, well, he’s maybe my top guy in AAA ball. I will always include Ty Cobb and Ken Griffey, Jr. in the discussion too.

Anyway, maybe Willie, Henry and the Mick were the best of all time? I am not just saying this because I’ve read new (published in 2010) biographies of all three in the last 5 weeks, but it probably doesn’t hurt?

I finished the biography of Mickey Mantle a couple of days ago. It’s titled “The Last Boy: Mickey Mantle, and the end of America’s childhood,” by Jane Leavy. It has the best writing of the three books, and it has the best story.

Jane Leavy is a very remarkable lady. You may recall that she was able to get Sandy Koufax to talk to her at length, and publish his biography in 2002. No one had ever been able to get Koufax to talk before, but Jane Leavy did. Leavy interviewed hundreds of people for the Mantle book, but only spoke directly with Mantle on one long occasion, back in 1983. During that 24-hour period, she became the only author of a baseball biography that I am aware of to have been propositioned by her subject.

There is a very raunchy and very funny story from the book that I will email to anyone wanting it, but you have to email the request to halsteadcb@aol.com.

As sad as the Mantle and story ultimately was, I felt the Mays and Aaron stories were sadder still.

Mays is mostly alone since his wife died a few years ago, and seemingly a little bitter about things. He was almost bankrupt by the time he was traded to the Mets in 1972. He was not close to many of his old teammates after leaving the game as a player. I imagine he has some contact with his Godson, Barry Bonds. (Willie Mays: The life, The Legend, by James Hirsch)

Aaron has his dignity and a lot of money, due to all of his success in business after nearly being bankrupt before his trade to the Brewers back in 1974. Like Mays, Henry didn’t have many close friends in baseball aside from Dusty Baker, after Billy Bruton died. (The Last Hero: A Life of Henry Aaron, by Howard Bryant)

The Mick was beloved by teammates, and loved them right back. His failing as a father and husband are well documented, he drank himself to death, and many in his family fared just as badly, or worse. Mick was always just about bankrupt, and kept up his pace in part to pay for a son’s cancer treatments, and in part because that’s what he did. He brought other son’s along to be his drinking partners, and often the recipient of the piece of ass their dad could do better than. I think he was the best athlete to have ever played major league baseball, and as the Mick was proud to say, he “led the American League in having the clap for six straight years.”

All three books were great reading.

Mays has always been a favorite of mine, as he was my dad’s favorite ballplayer – no one else was ever close to being in the conversation. Aaron was the guy that just did it, year after year after year. He had a career of consistent excellence, but never seemed to be a consensus #1. The Mick, well, he was only what we all wanted to be – the best player on the best team.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Jeter last, then Collins, Upton and Votto leading off

Joey Votto wins NL MVP

He got 31 of 32 first place votes. Albert Pujols got the other one (no, not the “Dead” song “other one”), and finished second, with Carlos Gonzalez 3rd. It begs me to ask if the baseball writers can continue giving me nothing to gripe about? (We’ll see, as I have Cano over Hamilton for the AL MVP, and prepared to tell you why)

Arizona is trying to deal Justin Upton, and may sign Dontrelle Willis

There is a nice breakdown of this by ESPN’s Keith Law. The only questions I have is Justin Upton a problem in ways off the field, and do they expect him to be as much of an enigma as his older brother BJ? Beyond those two things, and some little injury questions, I can’t imagine anyone not interested in acquiring this kid.

Regarding Dontrelle Willis, well, it’s sad to see what’s happened to this kid, who was such a nice story when he became a star. Seems like a long time ago now. I hope Willis either finds “it” again, or finds something else to do, and be happy with that. Makes me think of Mark “The Bird” Fidrych. The Bird (who died in an accident on his farm in April of 2009) was a great player on a national stage, and when injuries ended his career, he was just as happy back home, being with his wife, his kids, and his buds. (at least 2 types of buds, and maybe 3?)

Terry Collins to be named new Mets manager on Tuesday

A 61-year old white guy with a MLB managerial record 10-games over .500 that few fans in New York knew anything about a short while ago. Now? They know too much!

Before some guy in Queens slashes his wrists, he should know that there is a prior connection for Collins with the Mets! It’s been reported (and I recall) that Collins took Mo Vaughn’s side on some issue while Collins managed the Angels. This is also the time when Mo Vaughn was managing to not play for the Angels. This was because Mo was old, fat, and out of shape – just like he was with the Mets! As it originated in Turkey, and as we are so close to Turkey Day, I call this “Kismet” for Mets fans.

In real reporting, I have read that the Angel clubhouse didn’t like the way Collins handled this situation with Vaughn, and within two weeks, Collins quit. It’s my guess is that Collins would have been fired if he hadn’t quit, and that (new Mets GM) Sandy Alderson needs a “place keeper” as manager for the 2-3 years it’ll take to put a good team on the field. A further guess is that Collins doesn’t manage the Mets past his 199th game.

Casey Close gets a ‘Hold,’ but can he get a ‘Save?’

“Close,” what a great name for a ‘closer,’ or better still, if you’re an agent for a baseball player?

Well, it’s not going well for one ball player named (New York Yankee Captain) Derek Jeter, and his agent, Casey Close. So far, all Close is doing for his client is holding on, and acting mystified about the Yankees strategy of offering his client about twice what he’s worth, over more years than anyone will give him. Close has a great resume as an agent, having spent time with CAA and IMG, and did well enough that he struck out on his own earlier this year. Now, he may really strike out in NY. If you can strike out in New York with Derek Jeter, you’ll probably strike out anywhere. (sorry)

(NY Daily News) Mike Lupica sounds like a Jeter/Close apologist in his last column. Lupica brings up A-Rod’s deal, which is the old “if you gave A-Rod a stupid deal you have to give Jeter an equally stupid deal” refrain. Lupica is apparently all for tradition at a huge cost? Meanwhile, (Boston Red Sox captain), Jason Varitek would probably love to sign a deal with Boston for the minimum. He just wants to play second-string catcher and contribute in any way he can. It’s an interesting parallel story, isn’t it?

I’m sorry, I don’t give a rats ass about whether Derek gets another $120 MM, or has to settle for 3 years and $45 MM. I keep saying that it was Hank Steinbrenner that gave A-Rod that deal, and now it’s little brother Hal running the show with Brian Cashman. We hear endless bitching about the Yankees buying every player, and when they finally start to show a bit of financial sanity they are still getting ripped?

Sometimes ‘closers’ get hammered, and take a bad loss. Maybe Jeter should fire Close and hire Mariano Rivera. He’s the best closer in history, and from what I have learned, still has the first dollar he ever made.

Beyond all that BS, I’d bet that if I polled 1000 knowledgeable Yankee fans right now, 99.5% would say that they expect Cliff Lee to sign with the Yankees. If I told those same fans that the Yankees were saving that $120 MM not spent on Derek Jeter, so they could sign Carl Crawford, they’d tell Derek to strike out on his own, and to close the door on his way out of town.

Comments welcomed.