The Nittany Losers
Joe Paterno was eulogized ad nauseam this past week in State College, Pennsylvania, not that I watched any of it. I changed the channel whenever ESPN would start talking about him, or showing any of the clips or airing sound bites from the proceedings.
On January 22, the day Paterno died, Washington Post reporter Sally Jenkins wrote the story of her interview with Joe Pa, which would be the final time he ever spoke with the media. Sally is the daughter of Dan Jenkins, one of the best college football writers of all time. In 1968 when Sally was 8 years old, it was her father Dan who did a story for Sports Illustrated on Paterno. I recall reading the story about a "rising star," third-year head coach leading his team to an 11-0 season. He looked like an urban hick with those rolled up pants, coke-bottle glasses and bad hair cut. He also sounded exactly like I expected a Brooklyn-born Italian guy to sound like.
As the victories began to pile up, Penn State became a major power in college football.
Sally Jenkins |
Sally Jenkins wrote: You will have to decide for yourself if Paterno could have reached the age of 85 in modern society without ever really knowing what man-boy sodomy was. "I had never heard of, of, rape and a man," he said.
This from an Italian Catholic man who lived 85 years, and apparently never read a newspaper or watched any TV, so we are left to believe that those dozens of cases of Catholic Priests raping young boys never made inroads to his consciousness?
Joe Paterno is not the biggest villain in this story, just the biggest henchman. Whatever his legacy may read like in the years and decades to come, there is no doubt that he went out as a loser, but he wasn’t the biggest loser. No, all those boys that were preyed upon by an evil monster were the biggest losers, while Joe Pathetic sat idly by, and did nothing.
Aussie! Aussie! Serb!
Novak Djokovic beat Rafael Nadal in five sets in the Australian Open final, in what was the longest final set (5:53) of any major championship in tennis history, since the Open era began in 1968.
"Novak, that's not a tennis ball!" |
It was obvious that Djokovic was starting to experience leg cramping or some other problem or problems with his mobility, and I really though Nadal had him when the latter was on-serve and up 4-2 and 30-15 in the final set. On that point, Nadal missed what appeared to an easy passing forehand down the right side which would have given him 3-shots at serving for a 5-2 lead, if he could’ve merely moved his shot a few inches to the left.
We can say that if Rafa had gotten that point, it would have changed the outcome of the match, but none of us can be honest with ourselves and be certain of that, can we?
"Rafa, is that a tennis ball?" |
We can’t because Novak took that game, broke Nadal’s serve again and served out for a win in a brutally long championship that was won by a true champion versus his biggest rival.
It was a truly classovic match.
Where is Peyton’s place?
Jim channels Quitarzan |
Once upon a time he indulged in taking a lot of drugs, but cleaned up enough to assume control of the Colts after his father (Robert) suffered a stroke in 1996. Jim eventually took 100% control of the team in 1997, after a long wrangle with his stepmother. He was 37 years old at the time. The following year, the Colts took Peyton Manning with #1 pick the 1998 NFL draft. It was a no-brainer for the new Colts GM Bill Polian, though many ‘experts’ felt a young man named Ryan Leaf the more talented QB.
Blues and blow for this Jim. |
Remember when many of us thought Dallas Maverick’s owner Mark Cuban was a lunatic, and as far as anyone could tell, he never touched drugs and can’t play a lick of guitar? Cuban will be 54-years old this year, and won "his" first championship last summer, so the drug pattern is broken too, even if Cuban is another guy that can’t keep his mouth shut?
But back to Irsay, who is having what I can only call a "Brett Favre moment," though the path seems much more clear to me as to what needs to happen with the Colts picking up, or not picking up Peyton Manning’s $28-million option for 2012?
Manning, not unlike Farve has made Indianapolis his town as Farve captured Green Bay, but just like Farve was, Manning is aging, and has a seemingly ready-made replacement available. Andrew Luck is the new Aaron Rodgers, or even more to the point, the new Peyton Manning, isn’t he?
So what does Jim Irsay do now? I mean aside from Tweeting all kinds of rock & roll lyrics, being rocked in the media, and trying to find a way to let some stupid quotes roll off his back?
How critical is it in Irsay’s thinking that Manning has had three surgeries on his neck in a 19-month period of time, and what do new Colt’s GM Ryan Grigson and new coach Chuck Pagano have to say in all of this?
I can see it now, the Colts will decline the option on Manning and draft Andrew Luck.
Then, next season in the AFC Championship game, with his team down by 4-points, Peyton Manning leads the Miami Dolphin’s on a late 4th quarter drive for the inevitable TD and trip to the Super Bowl. Inexplicably, he tosses an ugly interception to end his team’s season. The following year, he leads the New York Jets to a 5-11 season, and retires for good.
Meanwhile, Andrew Luck becomes a Ryan Leaf clone, and some wag dubs him "Bum" Luck while Robert Griffin III has a career in which he’s the National Football League’s MVP a record setting 5-times, and wins two Super Bowls for the San Diego Chargers.
Jim Irsay is so depressed about being scalded by the media and burned in effigy so many times by fans, he calls James Dolan’s dealer and start doing drugs again. In a peaking moment he declares that he’s had an epiphany, and Tweets that he’s decided to move the Colt’s franchise back to Baltimore.
"Scuse me while I kiss this guy!" |