During an interview on ESPN radio's 'Mike and Mike Show' this morning, Tiger Woods said he "couldn't become a better golfer until he became a better person."
Hmm. Now he's trying to tell us that banging a waitress from Perkins Restaurant didn't help him win the Colonial by 4 strokes, but making mac and cheese with his kids will help him bag another major?
I think he should re-grow that crappy soul patch, add a porn 'stache, dye his hair blond, and tat up. Meth and vodka for breakfast might help too, because the biggest liars I've ever known are speed freaks and drunks.
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Don't you think banging a waitress from Perkins would be beneath him? His standards are probably at least Red Lobster.
ReplyDeleteNah, probably not.